Aww, Spitfires.

This makes me sad. :[

$38.48

I hate how expsnsive of a hobby Transformers is.

...It's so addictive and fun though.

THIS WAS TOTALLY POINTLESS.

15 Tracks

The last 15 songs I listened to. Everybody who reads this should do this too, since I like to know what you people listen to. Most of this is on a shuffled playlist, which is why there's no one specific genre or type of music throughout. c:

01. "Crosshairs" - DangerDoom

02. "Donuts (Intro)" - J Dilla

03. "It's Now or Never" - Elvis Presley

04. "Interstellar Overdrive" - Pink Floyd

05. "1983" - Flying Lotus

06. "Mission Alpha" - Proxyon

07. "Magic Fly" - Space

08. "Shedding Skin" - Pantera

09. "The Touch" - Stan Bush

10. "Alarm Call" - Bjork

11. "You've Been Spiked" - Chriss Joss

12. "Closer" - Nine Inch Nails

13. "It's Like That" - RUN-DMC

14. "Almost Honest" - Megadeth

15. "Embryonic Journey" - Jefferson Airplane

About that picture dump.

It is a bunch of just random pictures that I feel I should share.

Phantom, the cat that came with our house.
Pika at his finest. He belongs to Xoli and has many adventures at EKA.
...Meg and Starscream with Ham-Hams.
"What the fuck are you doing, Starscream?"
Bri, Davia, Jake, Nick, and I make a foot-leg-star... thing.
Cloud cake.

Anime Vegas time!

This is what I spend my evenings doing.
"Yes! First day of AV!"-pose.
Not like there's a zombie behind you or anything.
Hunter in the backyard.
Buckle the fuck up. This is one of the most adorable pictures I've ever taken.
Jeffy looking at something. I don't even remember taking this.
"Teehee~"
Sol and Ky!
He's dead.
Bri makes a kickass Hunter.
Bonnie, Nemisis, Man-Jill, and Bri. Uh.
I walked up to Lady and I told her that I wanted to make babies with her. She was awesome.
Up the stairs they go!
Bleach group!
Starscream in the Dealers Hall.
"You!!"
Bubble blowing.
Lunch in the Dealers Hall.
Taking a picture of Bonnie taking a picutre of me.
Jeffy getting dragged away by some dude.
Everything on Zoey.
Bri, Cassandra, and Xoli meet some epic people.
Jumping spider sticker. c:
"Pills here!" says Dante.
Starscream sits on the table on the morning of the last day.
Bri, Sadey, Bonnie, and I. Hurr durr.
Honey and Len. My pedo senses are tingling.
Best chili cheese fries ever.
The perfect vagina football.
Outside at the Naruto Photoshoot.
"I'm so gorgeous."
"What the fuck are you doing at an anime convention, Starscream?"
"...Ah, fuck it. Let's go out for wontons." Except you can't see the wontons that they're holding.

/AV pictures.

Dracula looking weird.
And here we all thought that the Interceptor couldn't get cooler.
Brina and Xoli. HARDCORE.
It's Bumblebee day!
Traitorous heroes!
Onward, rat-horse-friend!

...And I'm done.

I don't have anything to say except that I keep having terrible dreams where someone lets me play with a tiny Drossel or gives me one, and then she turns out to be total crap made out of weird flimsy plastic stuff. Last night I kept having a dream were someone kept opening up a car door onto my back and I'd jolt awake. It was weird.

If my camera worked, which I hope it will on Monday, I would post a picture of the Rescue Cat I painted for a friend and the pink teddy bear that my sister made for Starscream out of pipecleaners. I would also post My Little Pony photography, since I have found that Sparklesnap and a few ohers look quite photogenic.

....Come on, October, get here faster! I want my Drossel and Revenge of the Fallen on DVD! D:

As promised.

Today I present you with something awesome. If I ever magically become extremely rich someday, I will buy and marry one of these cars.

It just looks like sex, doesn't it? Meet the Mosler Mt900 and it's variants, MT900S/R and Photon. In all honesty, it is one of the most powerful cars in the world right now. 0 to 60 is three seconds, somewhere near ten trillion horses (more like 600, but whatever) and it's top speed (which, by the way, is street legal) sits around 150 MPH. However, I've heard it can go up to 300 MPH, which is definately illegal in most parts of the world.

Yeah. It's that cool.

It has an upside down Porsche transaxle, which is a bit odd, and is designed by the same guy who dreamt up the Corvette C5, which isn't nearly as sextastic. Everything about it is built to be light, especially in the Photon. The MT900S is jus tthe racing variant. The GT3 just uses the LS7 7.0, while the MT900S uses the LS1 5.7 engine. It sort of reminds me of like, a Corvette and a Saleen-Noble baby. Except it's more attractive.

What's funny is that the price is so unspeakably high, very people get to see and much less own one of these cars.

But, all in all, Mosler makes a Factory Five GTM look like a wheelchair bound retard to me. The interior looks more like a racecar than a luxury supercar, and though that may bother people, I think it just looks better. George Lucas has (used the force and aquired) the first MT900 in the US, though there are many more on racing circuits completely destorying everything that once looked like a supercar to people.

Fap away.

Music :: "I'm In Love With My Car" - Queen

...Except it's not my car. ;__;

Hurr hurr.

This post was lame, and about my mother. I was mad at her then but I'm not anymore, so I deleted it. HAVE AN SR-71.

FFFFFF

I BROKE MY BABY CAMERA.
I TOOK IT OUT OF MY BACKPACK AND WAS GOING TO TURN IT ON AND THEN I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR.
AND I WAS LIKE OOPS AND I PICKED IT UP.
BUT THEN THE LENS WOULDN'T GO BACK IN TO THE CAMERA AND IT DOESN'T LET ME TAKE PICTURES UNLESS I CAN DO THAT.
I FEEL SO TERRIBLE.
LIKE A BROKE MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER'S NECK AND TRIED TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER FOR LIKE TWO HOURS BUT INSTEAD ENDED UP LEAVING IT FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A DEAD TURKEY NECK.
I FEEL SO BAD FOR MY LITTLE BABY CAMERA.
SHE WAS THE LITTLE BABY.

TURN THE VOLUME UP NOW.

Time to jam.

My desk is a black hole of shit.

Not quite as massive as the black holes in the center of galaxies, and it is also visible, but it is still a place where matter ceases to exist. I numbered all of the crap that's sitting around for conveinience, if you click the picture to englarge it, which I doubt anyone will want to do.

1: A drawing list. Only Ming-Ming is crossed off, though.

2: I painted a crappy Ming-Ming from Wonderpets for shits and giggles.

3: That is my laptop peeking from the corner.

4: Glasses that were lost for a month.

5: Tiny Shockwave guards the bag of hands.

6: A bag of Transformer hands. There's also a mini Megatron in there.

7: CORDS FUCKING EVERYWHERE. There is a cord to a full-size monitor that is literally nailed to the desk in that pile.

8: I accidentally printed a picture of an F-22 onto photo paper. It looks nice though.

9: That's the packaging from the Autobot and Decepticon insignias on my collar.

10: Keychains with no use.

11: A Hellsing poster that came with the first DVD.

12: Nasty watercolor water.

13: An F-117 that will make noises if you touch it in certain places. I found this out on vacation when I grabbed it and it started making shooting noises at me. For the longest time my sister and I couldn't figure out where the noises were coming from.

14: World in Conflict~

15: Karl Marx's "Capital", and a tiny copy of the Communist Manifesto.

16: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe had a fucked up Dora baby that I found on the side of the road. Twincest all around.

17: Ravage's tail.

18: Acrylics everywhere. I intended to paint those 9 pictures but I haven't gotten around it it yet.

19: I posed Megatron with one of my paintbrushes. ...He looks a bit homosexual.

20: Starscream thinks that Ming-Ming looks like shit. Those things next to him and little counting cubes with Blurr and Bee's designs. I really am that lame.

21: Watercolors. c:

Hound and Soundwave are on the desk too, because they look cool. I lost the micro-SD card so Soundwave can't play music anymore. Sad day.

OTP questions.

I don't know where I found these questions. It was probably one of those weird fandom sites that I've come across on Google, but anyways. They were sitting there so I decided I would fill them out.


Who is your OTP, from what series?: Transfuckingformers Animated. Fucking Blurr and fucking Bumblebee motherfucker. :[

When did you fall in love with this ship?: I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I decided that I wanted to rape Bee in a fanfic, so I started one, and got obsessed with this pairing. Makes perfect sense right?

Why do you like this pairing so much?: It is adorable. The dynamic between the two of them is hilarious and cute at the same time, and they’re both overall great characters anyway.

Do you abbreviate their names to form one word?: BLURBE. It sounds like some sort of gelatin.

Explain both of the characters in your own words.: Bumlebee is a tiny little dude who is an asshole. He hangs out with Sari and Bulkhead and bothers Prowl. He also fucks things up like 70% of the time he's in an episode. Blurr is a dude who does not stop talking. He looks like the Mach 5 in car mode. He is also an awesome toy. And a cube.

Are they the same age?: I think Bee is supposed to be younger.

What are their worst character flaws?: Bee doesn't know when enough is enough and is generally a dipshit. Blurr can't shut up. A match made in heaven.

What is your favorite moment for them?: (Master Disaster) “The next race is at two AM. Are you in?” (Bumblebee) “Will that blue buzz-bomb be there?” (Master Disaster) “Will you show up if he is?“ (Bumblebee) “ ...Slag yeah.”
....What the fuck is a buzz bomb?

What if you reversed their genders?: It wouldn't really make much of a difference. I'd still ship it. Sari and Bumblebee would be total gal pals.

Is there anything about them that annoys you?: Blurr is a cube. Also, I hate it when people don’t put space in between the words when they talk for Blurr in fanfics. It doesn’t get the point of his fast talking across because you have to slow down and see where each word ends and the next starts.

What do you think they'll be like in the future?: I don’t know, since I still don’t know if that incinerator was on.

Does anyone get in the way of your OTP?: Shockwave you awesome cube-making cunt face. :[

Is this pairing canon?: …In a sense. (...Not really.)

What would you like to see with this ship?: As mentioned before, I want to know if that incinerator was on. It would be awesome if by some bizarre chain of events, a new TFA season was made to wrap up all of the weird open-ended side plots. I’d totally kill for that.

Are they also your favorite characters in the series?: I guess. I really like Shockwave (oh the irony) and Perceptor, and Blitzwing, of course. Who doesn’t love Blitzwing?

Do these characters have any powers?: Bee has the power to act like a complete dick most of the time. Oddly enough, he pulls it off and its okay. I don’t know how that works. Blurr is supposedly the fastest fictional car in existence.

Are they married? If they aren't what would it be like if they were?: Oh lawdy. I can’t even like, imagine that. It’s so off the wall.

What would they do if they were trapped on an island together?: Considering that Blurr is capable of running across tiny chunks of space shit on the rings of some unknown planet and pretty much moon-jumping his way to Cybertron, I doubt water could stand in his way from getting back to land. So he wouldn’t really be trapped at all. I have no idea about Bee.

Have they ever been on a date?: YES. YES THEY HAVE.

Could they save the world together?: …No.

What song reminds you of this pairing?: "SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME". ...I also once started and never finished a fanfic to "Like I Do" by Minipop. And “Chocolate” by Snow Patrol.

Have you ever written a fanfic/drawn fanart of them?: I've never finished anything. I have like some little comic without words and a few doodles I did in moving-box markers, but that's it. I’ve never actually finished a fanfic of like… anything. Ever. I may have finished like, three stories I start in my entire life, and that was just because I was using them for English credit and needed to get them done. Not the right way to work.

...I'm lame. c:

Music :: "Waves" - J Dilla

YO GABBA GABBA

OH MY GOD.

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS SHOW, YOU NEED TO.

SERIOUSLY, PLEX.
(the character muno looks like a huge orange dildo though. ._. )

32 Pages.

So like, one day at the end of July, I was up until four in the morning and I was finally going to sleep. My sister was sitting across the room on her laptop doing some shit and we were talking as I was sort of dozing off.

I don't even remember what we were talking about, but it had to have been something related to My Little Pony and Transformers being very, very similar. That's a totally different rant though, but I'll write it another time.

I decided to be an idiot and say something like, "Hurr hurr, I could totally write a MLP-TF crossover. Where the ponies would be the bad guys."

I am stupid sometimes.

Of course, Bri was like "DO IT FAGGOT" so I decided that I actually would.

Thus I have a story broken into ten parts that is currently nearing 33 pages, where I've somehow horribly twisted the G1 My Little Pony universe into a horrible, horrible place. I feel like I kill a baby pony every time I write a word in that story.

It's full of hidden inside jokes, subtle hints at gay alien robots, Firefly being a total bitch, lasers and winking, Optimus being a badass, and various other things I decided to throw in there. It's mainly the G1 of both series, but I'm not going to say anything because I don't want to give too much away before it is totally finished. I'm not letting anyone read it until it's done.

Perceptor pulls a Bri, Mimic and Hound are bestest friends, Sundance is totally crazy, Half-Note and Soundwave are pimps, Heart-Throb is fabulous, Springer gets super awesome near the end along with Thundercracker. Acid Storm will play a minor part with the Rainmakers and Merriweather, and a multitude of people will generally just kick total ass, especially in the last part- Bright Eyes, Cliffjumper, Powerglide, Posey, Blitzwing, Lickety Split. I don't want to throw in too many characters that will make people scratch their heads in confusion and try to remember "...Who was that one, again?", so I'm trying to stick with the "memorable ones" so to speak. I want to have like, no sense of who died in the two actual series or what happened to them, so it'll just be one huge clusterfuck of everything that can make the story cooler thrown together in this giant fucking battle. With what I've done to these poor ponies, it actually makes for a pretty damn good fight.

Flurry and Reflector will be creeper arch-rivals. Blurr will face off against Speedy.

Mark my words when I say I will finish this, and it will be amazing. Undoubtedly, this crossover has been written before, as these are two of the '80s biggest childrens franchises, but I doubt they've ever been written like this.

...And I still don't know what the title is.

All Hail Megatron #15

PERCEPTORGASM

Have a tiny Grimlock.

KAY GUISE I MADE A BLOG.
AND WHEN I TRY TO SAVE STUFF IT TELLS ME NO.
MAYBE IT'LL SAVE THIS AND MAYBE IT WONT. :c

I must now go around and collect or follow or whatever everyone else's blogs.

Okay. So.
This probably isn't the right way to "start" a blog but who cares. It is okay.
I will now proceed to tear my fucking hair out waiting for All Hail Megatron #15 to come out, because I have a serious badass Perceptor craving right now.
Apparently it was supposed to be out today or yesterday?
I do not care. I want it. I want the Kup and Perceptor.

...Every once and a while I will probably try to write an entry in Russian, and I will sound like a five year old child.