30.11.10

day twenty-five

DAY TWENTY-FIVE: A PHOTO OF YOURSELF WEARING TF RELATED MERCHANDISE.

When I first bought this shirt, I had it draped over the mirror in our bathroom which faced away from the toilet but stuck out a little, like a hook. So until I wore it out, the shirt was on there and Starscream's funny little grin was RIGHT THERE when you sat down on the toilet. Eventually there was a note put over the toilet-paper dispenser that said "Starscream is watching you shit". It was amazing. c:

29.11.10

DAY TWENTY-FOUR: FAVORITE SEEKER.
Bitch is this even a question? Look at that shit-eating grin and tell me you don't love him.

DAY TWENTY-FIVE: LIST THE TOP FIVE FAVORITE THINGS YOU LOVE ABOUT TF.

Prepare for giant wall of text on this question. c:

One- This fandom anally rapes every past one I've been involved with. The fandom is usually what kills the series (see Hetalia, those poor souls) after a while, but it's what has kept Transformers awesome for 25 fucking years.

Two- The tooooooys. Not everyone gets to own 3 or four tiny models of their favorite character from everything, but because everything Transformers related is made to sell toys to kids, I have something beside lolita to spend fucktons of money on. Same with every other TF collector in the world! And then I end up with a desk too full of little robots to put my laptop on. I could spend hours just transforming and untransforming all of my toys, and saving up for shit like Masterpeice Thundercracker and Skywarp actually inspires me to not spend every penny I get. c:
Three- This shit has become the center of most, if not all inside jokes I have with James, my sister, and some friends. Francis raped Optimus, can I have some of that, IT'S A BLACK MAN, cube fucking, Astrotrain's haircut, Warpath the shiny anime girl, all that good stuff came out of TF retardation. "It looks like a bunch of stacked foam cups."
Four- Transformers taught me how to draw. Seriously, before, I was stuck in a rut of shitty anime out-of-proportion crap drawings. Transformers made me study drawing the human body in real proportion, how muscles and light and metal looks, and I can even draw cars and shit now. Not well, mind you, but my doodles have been getting significantly better since I started drawing TF stuff. If I wasn't so paranoid about the internet and art I'd post my half-finished TFA Blackarachnia (which is a bad example of proprtion since it's TFA, but I need ideas for a background).
Five- FUCKING EVERYTHING ELSE. Botcon, the voice actors being so into it, the movies and that fun as awful and wonderful as they may be, all of the bizzare characters and continuities, all of the songs that are Transformer-relatable, terminology, the amazing and hilarious art, the kajillions of toys, the parodies. Seriously everything. Even the bitching threads on /toy/ ripping apart everything TF ever and the insane rabid yaoi fangirls on DA. No Transformers, no life. :D


DAY TWENTY-TWO: THE FIRST CHARACTER YOU LOVED IN TF.
This guy again. Even though it was probably Cheetor when I was a little kid, the most recent thing I can remember is someone saying "No, fuck you, Starscream is the best" before I was into TF. I had no idea who Starscream was but the name was so fucking awesome. Instant long-time semi-favorite character right there. (On a side note, everything beginning with "star" is neat to me, fuck yeah Starkiller in The Force Unleashed.)

28.11.10

holy shit five days.

Thanksgiving and losing the large memory card I use in my Canon really slowed me down and delayed this challenge, but I'm still gonna finish on time. :D I really need to get my film developed so that I don't get delayed in the near future. I am going to do the first three posts I missed in this post, and the next two (along with day 24) tomorrow.

DAY TWENTY-ONE: YOU WRITE THE PLOT OF AN EXTRA EPISODE/CHAPTER FOR ANY UNIVERSE.
Could I just say like... maybe three o five episodes? I want a TFA epiolouge. Nothing has to be big and fancy or finale-like, just a few subplots wrapped up. What happened to certain characters. An explanation of Sari staying on Cybertron (or not, I know she was there with Optimus and the other guys at the end though). I'm not the one who decides what happens to everyone, that's for the creators and I'm not going to cross that line- I just want to see what happened so bad. Other than that, G1 SHOCKWAVE OPENS A BAKERY AND DELIVERY SERVICE IN AXIOM NEXUS AND SHENNANIGANS FOLLOW. :3

DAY TWENTY: A CROSSOVER YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE

HA. I already have all the crossovers I want. I think. Fucking TF + Sims 2 is amazing (I hope they make some Sims 3 stuff soon though, it would be neat to have a Sims 3 not-humanized Starscream who wants to be Leader of the Free World) and I'm still in the proscess of writing my little MLP + TF crossover novella thing. It's 50-something pages and I keep getting stuck writing for Perceptor because I'm not smart enough to write for him. :c


DAY NINETEEN: A PHOTO OF ONE OF YOUR TOYS WITH FOOD.


I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TOPIC. THIS PICTURE IS AWFUL, AND TOO BRIGHT, BUT REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS PEANUT BUTTA CHOCOLATE FLAVA.

23.11.10

day eighteen

DAY EIGHTEEN: AUTOBOTS OR DECEPTICONS?


As much as I love all the Autobots... I've always been a Decepticon girl. Whenever I get the oppurtunity to draw / write something somewhere it always goes with a Decepticon symbol, and all of my favorite aircraft and vehicles are Decepticons. Plus, they usually have way cooler names. On a side not, this picture is fucking awesome, and I have the Autobot counterpart too. :D

22.11.10

day fifteen + day sixteen + day seventeen

A couple of days ago I got a smoothie at the LVAC snack bar and got extremely fucking sick. Instead of doing the shoot we were supposed to be doing, I just laid on teh sofa and tried not to throw up. I never knew what "breaking into a cold sweat" felt like because it hand't happened to me until then- but I was pretty miserable during that.

DAY SEVENTEEN: FAVORITE CHARACTER REDESIGN

Eheh. Does this count? I fucking love new Perceptor. He suddenly goes from practically the worst Autobot ever (aside from Wheelie hurrrr) to a total fucking badass. I like the whole scientist to sniper thing because it seems like something traumatic like getting a hole blown through your chest has finally actually AFFECTED a character in TF. He decided not to be a dork anymore and it is cool as fuck. :D (Also, in relation to this, like the second post I ever did in this blog was practically jizzing over the All Hail Megatron issue where they explained this, heh.)



DAY SIXTEEN: FAVORITE DEATH SCENE.

I fucking love Sunstorm but his death in Atonement was so cool. Not cool as in "yay he's finally dead", it actually made me pretty sad to see him die, but I sorta knew it was coming. They make it pretty obvious. Anyway, I hate G1 Jetfire and think he's a gigantic douchebag, but this issue also made he have at least a litle respect for him. Overall it was just neat. I was gonna say Optimus' Death in ROTF for this one because it was probably one of the best scenes in teh movie and so brave and valiant, but I like Sunstorm's death a little more. Even though everyone knew for a fact that Optimus would have a predicable death in the movie it was still so awesome. I know that I was still sort of recoiling and somewhat holding back a "Noooooo" when he actually died, and I was among the people who cheered for him when he was revived at the end of the movie (like we all knew he would be, hey!)

DAY FIFTEEN: A SONG THAT ALWAYS REMINDS YOU OF A CERTAIN CHARACTER.



THESE TWO.

ALWAYS.

Also, on a more serious note, this song has always reminded me of the Decepticons. The orignal Justice song just reminds me of TFA Blitzwing because it sounds so wonderfully insane, but this one is classy and suspenseful as fuck.

19.11.10

day fourteen

DAY FOURTEEN: SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS REMINDS YOU OF TF.
EVERYTHING.

18.11.10

day eleven + day twelve + day thirteen

NO EXCUSES THIS TIME~ I'm just lazy as fuck and didn't do posts. I really suck at sticking to the "30 days" part of this. After I finish this challenge I'm going to post a whole fuckload of pictures I found for years and years ago, the original June 6th and mall-days and the condo and whatnot. I found a picture of my mom waving around a gigantic artist's canvas as Xoli rolls around the floor in a box.
DAY THIRTEEN: FAVORITE COMBINER TEAM.

Yooooo First Aid. Fuck yes Protectobots even though I hate this picture.

DAY TWELVE: A PHOTO OF ONE OF YOUR TOYS OUTSIDE.
I'm pretty sure I've posted this picture on here before, but I'm posting it again because I like it. Hunter, Xoli, James and I had all been at the park with gummy bears and shit. Same day as the 100 McNuggets. I dunno why Xoli is hip-thrusting behind Hunter and Starscream but hey. It's windy and freezing outside today so I really don't feel like going out and taking pictures of anything. (...Apparently this is the #1 most viewed picture on my Flickr too?)

DAY ELEVEN: THING YOU HATE ABOUT A CERTAIN CHARACTER.

I seriously can't even look at his fucking face anymore and not see this. First time I saw that panel I just burt out laughing and I still can't look at it without at least giggling. Thank you AHM for one my my favorite reaction faces ever~.

15.11.10

day ten

DAY TEN: FAVORITE VOICE ACTOR.

Dear Corey Burton,
Please record yourself reading a dictionary and/or a thesaurus followed by the phone books of the ten largest cities in the USA and post it on the internet for everyone to listen to on repeat for the rest of their lives.

14.11.10

day seven + day eight + day nine

Aviation Nation was yesterday (no pictures because I forgot my fucking cameras) and the day before that I was just really busy... So now I'm kaing up for two days and adding the third right on here. c:

DAY NINE: FAVORITE WRITER AND ILLLUSTRATOR OF TF COMICS.
Huh. This is one that I'm tempted to to as a joke and say Pat Lee because he's where all of the marshmallowformers jokes came from, but I'll answer seriously. I'm gonna say Guido Guidi for illustrator (he is responsible for the goddamn glorious picture above and living the fucking dream- found as a fanartist and then ends up doing serious work for the series he loves? Lucky dude...) and Derrick J. Wyatt, and for writer it's probably gonna be Marty Isenberg. Those two made TFA so fucking awesome. :D

DAY EIGHT: RUMBLE IS ___, FRENZY IS ___?

IT. VARIES. AND WHOEVER YOU VIEW AS THE BLUE ONE IS ACTUALLY PURPLE MOST OF THE TIME. JUST SAYIN'.
DAY SEVEN: FAVORITE QUOTE OR SAYING.

Why the fuck is this question even on here. TF has too many good quotes to count. (I'm not even gonna mention the can't deal with that right now / face taker stuff but I'm going to put my personal favorite stuff.)

"No—no—no—no. It was mine, all mine, and now—"
"Ours. How many times must I tell you, Starscream. There is no you. Only us."
—Probably the gayest thing Megs and Starscream have ever said.

"CRUMPLEZONE, HUMP THAT TANK!"
—YEPPERONI.

"The truth is, Tracks's armament is considerable. In the wink of an eye, he can erect his hardened launcher shafts and deploy two flaming incendiary missiles. These projectiles are heat-seeking, seeking out warm Decepticon bodies and striking hard in sensitive places. With his long and powerful "binding" black-beam gun, which negates light, he strikes his enemies in the darkness. Whether defending San Francisco or displaying his trademark moves in Dancitron, Tracks is one fantastically flamboyant fighter!"
—Or pretty much all of Tracks' article on TFWiki.

"Kill. Destroy. All we do is go from one planet to another, fighting, killing. And where has it gotten us? What have we got to show for it? We take some ground. The Decepticons take some ground. We suffer losses. They suffer losses. And for what? How many races have we put in danger? How many have we wiped out in our pursuit to kill some more? It was a disagreement! We fought to uphold a way of life. An ideal. And now what? Our planet is in ruins along with countless others. How many have died for our war, how many 'acceptable losses' have we allowed to gain a little more ground?! The was fighting for an ideal, fighting for a better way, and he broke. 'Streaker was a casualty of this war well before his death. If we don't uphold the sanctity of life, how are we any better than the Decepticons?"
—Sideswipe, shitstorm in AHM after Sunstreaker dies. ;__; The sad part is that it's so true.

— No quote needed because the picture already contains it. I think this was the part that I laughed at the most in ROTF.

I could post more but I don't feel like going through my files to find all the quotes I've saved. CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT is related so I end with that. :3

11.11.10

day six

DAY SIX: A TOY OR EPISODE YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE MADE.
First of all, I WANT THESE THINGS TO BE REAL TOYS. I would kill for a mini Prowl keychain and weird little TFA statues. Sari just needs to come with a tiny Sounwave because she looks like she's dancing. c:



Also, I would totally love to see a Reflector remake where they/he is an Olympus E-30. Badass little dude/dudes and badass camera hell yeah. I can't really think of an episode that I want to see aside from continuing TFA and wrapping up all the little subplots that they left open-ended.




10.11.10

day five

DAY FIVE: FAVORITE OPENING SEQUENCE.

Shiny Starscream + Shockwave exploding form the ground + Blitzwing magically appearing in Egypt + Badass Sentinel + Scary Ultra Magnus + Arcee and Blackarachnia fighting underwater somehow + BIG MEGATRON + weird speedy transformation + QUALITY ending picture = HOW DID YOU DO THIS JAPAN.

9.11.10

day four

DAY FOUR: A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE TOY.

When did you get so tiny, Bee?

Ugh it was hard picking one but right now my favorite is Blurr, at least until I get my masterpeice Seekers. I love my little Starscream too though... I'll just use him for another answer.

8.11.10

day two + day three

I knew I was going to forget to post early on, but yesterday was my mom's birthday so at least I have a valid excuse.


DAY TWO: FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON.



Holy shit. Do I really even need to say anything about this? I don't think so, but I will anyway. TFA SHOCKWAVE IS MY FAVORITE TRANSFORMER IN EVER EVER. Srsly I think within the first month I started dating James last year I told him, "You know you're going to have to share the 'fangirl' spot with delicious Shockwave, right?" which still holds true to this fucking day. Seriously this guy is such a fucking badass. I want to hear him read the phonebook from beginning to end. He stole the goddamn Magnus hammer. He crushed Blurr into a cube and if he was anyone else I'd hate him for it, but it makes him even more badass. Plus, the fact that deer are my favirote animals (more specifically, Caribou) and he had the little antlers and deer-hoof feet, and tanks are one of those things that I obsess over along with American jets, and he turns into a fucking badass tank, there is no better Transformer. He's also a fucking cyclops and has no weird face to fuck up. Instead fanon has just made his singular eye the most expressive thing about him. I would make him one of my FSTS but he's so goddamn cool I can't find enough music for him. GODDAMN I FUCKING LOVE SHOCKWAVE FUCK I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW MOVIE SO I'LL HAVE MOVIE SHOCKWAVE FIGURES ALL OVER MY ROOM WHEE.



Least favorite goes to this asshat. I only saved a G1 picture of him but I hate him in every continuity. He's a terrible salesman and has the most annoying voice (especially in the G1 cartoon). Fuck you Swindle.

DAY THREE: A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF


~~HI GUISE LOL KAWAII DESU NIPPON WAVING SUGOI POCKY SUSHI KIMONO BLOGS AND ALSO MY TOY IS REALLY FLAT~~

No seriously I love Shattered Glass Ravage as much as I hate him. He's hilarious. D:

6.11.10

anniversary + dream + day one

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Yesterday was my first year anniversary with James. I would have made a post but we got back from going to the Strip at like 10:30 and we wre both so tired from walking and pictures that we pretty much passed out on the spot. We woke up later at night but only to take a shower before properly going to sleep. We ate downtown but decided against a fancy place and just at at Chipotle and Panda. We tried to find the chocolate fountain in the Bellagio but instead we found some weird Dr. Seuss-looking area and we were content with that. James gave me wonderful flowers and this fantastic (and hilarious) poem and I painted the picture frame we won for being cutest couple last year and gave it to him. c: It was a fantastic day. ♥

Also, before I start the TF challenge, I have to explain my dream. It's TF / SP related so it belongs here. :D

I was back at EKA for some reason but it was in a building with dorm rooms. The first thing I remember doing aside form thinking that my room was extremely dark was going over to a really clean room that was apparently Cassandra and Mara's shared dorm. They were both saying hi to me and started picking up dirty clothes and throwing them in the fucking toilet. They filled the toilet up with more water and put soap in and then flushed it and said they were doing laundry. I was like what.

So then I met up with Grimlock. Yep. Grimlock. There were humanized dinobots going to EKA and I kept seeing these two twins dressed in purple and blue (whom I assumed to be two Swoops for some reason) and Grimlock was my dorm-buddy. I kept getting the sinking feeling that he had a crush on me because every time I'd greet him and hug him he'd like, cling to me for way too long. But we were still really good friends, and he left his binder on my side of the dorm room in a drawer. We were going to pick it up after school but Collier was there blocking the door with Webster. They told us that while Quinn and some other teacher were instructing a student how to use the computer (in our dorm for some fucking reason) that the studnet had committed suicide and it was now a crime scene. Grimlock and I kept bitching at them that we needed the binder to do our homework but they wouldn't let us in, so we got in a car with my sister, Slag, the two Swoops, and some other supposed dinobots and drove away.

We got to this wood house in the middle of fucking nowhere and inside was Kenny. South Park Kenny. He had bought us a birthday cake and we were all so exicted to eat it. We were using our hands to eat it and the peices were coming off into our hands as perfect rectangles. Slag and the Swoop twins started to complain about not having Edd Ed n Eddy stickers for the bumper of the car, so they all got up and left to go buy some. Kenny and I decided that we were done eating cake, and there were a lot of our friends in the kitchen then for some reason. We put the plastic cover back on the cake but it accidentally stuck to the top frosting and the frosting came off. Everybody started crying about this.

Now I don't remember why, but me, my sister, Grimlock, and Kenny all got into someone else's car and went back to the school. Everyone was outside and the police were there arresting five kids dressed up in your typical gangster clothes, and one of them was holding a white pill (I'm assuming this was supposed to be a cyanide capsule) and crying. The police told us that all of the people they were arresting had planned to commit suidide like the guy had earlier at the computer. Kenny told us that he knew those guys and that they were in some kind of cult that revolved around mass suicides. We asked him how he knew and he explained how he used to live in the ghetto (not the trailer park ghetto, but the gang territory ghetto) and all of the people he knew had killed themselves because they were in that cult too. We all looked at the floor like, oh, all his friends are dead. The Grimlock and I decided we needed to go to the store, and I woke up. Shit's weird. c:

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DAY ONE: Favorite and Least Favorite Autobot.

Fucking shit. Favorite right here. FIRST AID GETS NO CREDIT FOR BEING THE SWEETEST DAMN TRANSFORMER IN EXISTANCE. :c

This little dude doesn't have a decent toy but I fucking love him so much I'm thinking of customizing a Ratchet so that I can have one of him. He barely gets an episode explaining how adorable he is and he appears like, practically never in the comics. I saw one TF Mosaic of him called "Still Life". Plus his voice actor is perfect for him, and the Protectobots are fucking awesome. Watching the episodes about him was the origin of all of those super lame Moe-Aid pictures that I have in my binder.


Least favorite is this fucking annoying little peice of shit. I hate how he has a part in the movie at all. Probably the worst robot ever in my opinion.

It could possible be that my sister ruined him by making fun of the rhyming thing. I dunno. But I hate him.

4.11.10

TF 30 day challenge.

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Over the next 30 days I'm going to be finishing this challenge. If I fuck up and can't post one day then I'll just combine two posts the next!

1. Favorite and least favorite Autobots.
2. Favorite and least favorite Decepticons.
3. Character you want to see more of.
4. A photo of your favorite toy.
5. Favorite opening sequence.
6. A toy or episode you would love to see made.
7. Favorite quote or saying.
8. Rumble is ___, Frenzy is ___?
9. Favorite writer and illustrator of TF comics.
10. Favorite voice actor.
11. Thing you hate about a certain character.
12. A photo of one of your toys outside.
13. Favorite combiner team.
14. Something that always reminds you of TF.
15. A song that always reminds you of a certain character.
16. Favorite death scene.
17. Favorite character redesign.
18. Autobots or Decepticons?
19. A photo of one of your toys with food.
20. A crossover you would like to see.
21. You write the plot of an extra episode/chapter for any universe.
22. The first character you loved in TF.
23. List the top five favorite things you love about TF.
24. Favorite Seeker.
25. A photo of yourself wearing TF related merchandise.
26. A pairing you like and a pairing you hate.
27. Favorite subgroup.
28. How you got into TF.
29. A character you would erase forever.
30. Parting words or photo.

3.11.10

AW SHIT


KENNY IS MYSTERION


HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT