day two + day three

I knew I was going to forget to post early on, but yesterday was my mom's birthday so at least I have a valid excuse.

DAY TWO: FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON.

Holy shit. Do I really even need to say anything about this? I don't think so, but I will anyway. TFA SHOCKWAVE IS MY FAVORITE TRANSFORMER IN EVER EVER. Srsly I think within the first month I started dating James last year I told him, "You know you're going to have to share the 'fangirl' spot with delicious Shockwave, right?" which still holds true to this fucking day. Seriously this guy is such a fucking badass. I want to hear him read the phonebook from beginning to end. He stole the goddamn Magnus hammer. He crushed Blurr into a cube and if he was anyone else I'd hate him for it, but it makes him even more badass. Plus, the fact that deer are my favirote animals (more specifically, Caribou) and he had the little antlers and deer-hoof feet, and tanks are one of those things that I obsess over along with American jets, and he turns into a fucking badass tank, there is no better Transformer. He's also a fucking cyclops and has no weird face to fuck up. Instead fanon has just made his singular eye the most expressive thing about him. I would make him one of my FSTS but he's so goddamn cool I can't find enough music for him. GODDAMN I FUCKING LOVE SHOCKWAVE FUCK I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW MOVIE SO I'LL HAVE MOVIE SHOCKWAVE FIGURES ALL OVER MY ROOM WHEE.



Least favorite goes to this asshat. I only saved a G1 picture of him but I hate him in every continuity. He's a terrible salesman and has the most annoying voice (especially in the G1 cartoon). Fuck you Swindle.

DAY THREE: A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF

~~HI GUISE LOL KAWAII DESU NIPPON WAVING SUGOI POCKY SUSHI KIMONO BLOGS AND ALSO MY TOY IS REALLY FLAT~~

No seriously I love Shattered Glass Ravage as much as I hate him. He's hilarious. D: