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I woke up in the midst of laughing today because of the dream I had last night.

It was like, Decepticons. ONLY Decepticons and some random just... shit happening. The first thing I remember was G1 Megatron punching Starscream in his hip (wtf) yelling something like "you don't ACTUALLY want to rule the galaxy, do you?" and this fucking little man like crawled out of his shoulder and was like, "yeah Starscream, he's right!" And Megatron punched him off. Then Rarity and Twilight Sparkle from FiM were there, but Rarity's head was like really, really small and her legs were spiny and long, and Starscream crawled over to them because he was injured, and animated Cyclonus was there with them. All of the sudden they just all went away except for Starscream who was rolling aorund on the floor in pain.

Animated Cyclonus came back and was like "LISTEN UP" And Starscream was suddenly Animated Starscream and just stood up and was like "It's time for the auction," And there was this huge warehouse on the horizon that was supposedly an auction house. I was standing at the font door (which now looked like a barn door) and this HUGE wheelchair rolled up to me and Decepticons just started crawling out of it and into the auction house. I took out this weird card thing and handed it to Soundwave and said that this was "my card for dubstep" and told him to get rid of it. Suddenly these FBI looking guys started fucking running at the building from nowhere and I thought I was going to be arrested for giving Soundwave the card, so I bolted off fucking running into the distance. I ran to the Mandalay Bay... somehow? And I woke up right as Starscream was standing on top of the statue of Lenin's head. Man what the fuck was that shit.