
SO.
SOOOOOOOO.
I'm going to do this in like the same fashion that I did my little thingy for ROTF (that I didn't post on this blog because I think I made this blog AFTER the movie came out, so whatever...) but fiiiirst~ We went to the Green Valley Ranch Theater, because they had like four showings all within five minutes of eachother and it was likely to be less crowded. We were pretty wrong! There were TONS of people there early (and I demanded that James, Bri and I show up at like ten PM because at the ROTF premier, we got there a half hour early and had sorta shitty seats) buying tickets. I'm guessing they sold out pretty fast. At about 10:30 we wandered over to the ticket guy and asked if they were seating, and he told us to get in the seat line for our theater. We were the fourth people in line! Hell yessssss~ Behind us was a HUGE group of what looked like college students and I was super glad we got there when we did. We sat on the floor and played Okamiden and Star Wars Battlefront II and Cooking Mama on our respective consoles. =w= I was really close to victory on Kashyyk, and my enemy count was at ONE. There was ONE FUCKING WOOKIE LEFT ALIVE. Me and all the other Stormtroopers were sort of running around in a pack (more like, I was following them because I'm retarded and I had no idea where the Wookie was) and they kept spawning out of their last point that we hadn't taken. How the hell do you have one guy left, yet five guys coming out of the point? I won, but I was sitting there like what the fuck just happened and how.
ANYWAY. We finally got seated and had THE BEST SEATS IN THE THEATER. Since there were only like five people in front of us, we got really great seats! The theater filled up really fast and it was one of those fun crowds, everyone was cracking jokes about the previews and nobody was shushing anyone. I love movie crowds like that. n_n ANYWAY NOW ONTO THE GOOD STUFF~~ Warning! Spoilers for Dark of the Moon will follow!! c: Ie telling a lot of them. stayed off of everything TF-related for like two weeks to avoid spoilers, and now I'm the one who's going to b
OH. MY GOD. You know, I forgot to bring my pizza dough and mustache and Italy flag to spin and wave and wear whenever DIIIIINOOO was on the screen. Every time someone said "Dino, over there/behind you" what the fuck ever, I was like "IT'SA DIIIIINOOOOOOOOO" and the mambo italiano song would blare loudly in my head. I just. I couldn't stop laughing. Mirage. FUCKING WHEELJACK. I was like NUH UH. I thought his head was going to be robotic but have some hideous resemblance to Einstein. BUT HE WAS JUST. EINSTEIN WITH A ROBOT BODY. It ws SO FUGLY. AND OH GOD IRONHIDE I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS GOING TO DIE! IN SUCH A HORRIBLE WAY!! ;^; And again, NOBODY SEEMED TO CARE OR NOTICE. Oh look, Ironhide is a pile of rust on the floor. Okay, Bye. GAH. Laserbeak turning into a tiny womanly pink Bee and sitting at a table with an elementary school aged girl having a tea party made me lol harder than everything aside from MEGATRON AND STARSREAM'S BABBY NURSERY IN RURAL AFRICA. I literally put my face in my hands and sort of cried "oh my god" as soon as Starscream showed up and was like "huruhrur masterruurur" and Bri just laughed. Dino/Mirage whatever you want to call him (DIIIINO HEY MAMBO, MAMBO ITALIANO HEY MAMBO) never used a cloaking ability ( hopes too high :c ) which sorta made me sad. The whole movie was "GUESS WHAT LASERBEAK WILL BE NEXT~!!" and Megatron had lice. He was so like... pretty? Haha, I don't even know. The billowing cloak and obvious facial insecurity just made him so purty. HE FUCKING BLUUURGHS AT ANIMALS IN AFRICA. FOR REAL, MEGATRON. FUCKING LOL. IDK what Prime was doing in between movies, but in the first it takes him an entire ending/climatic period to kill Meg, and he didn't actually kill him, and in this one, he rips out his spine with one arm in like eight seconds. HE TOOK FACES AGAIN TOO! And oh my poo. Megatron goes to the Lincoln Memorial. Starscream is sitting there like "PLZ LET ME SUCK UR DICK" not really but yes really AND HE BLOWS LINCOLN THE SHIT UP. I thought he was just doing it as a "fuck you" to humans, but then it pans away, and when the shot goes back to him, HE'S SITTING THERE. I have no idea why it was so funny but it was fucking BADASS! Soundwave has his tentacles again. That made me super happy. I'm going to write a fic of Soundwave tentacle raping Bee and nobody is going to stop me, 'cause that "YOU'RE MINE NOW" scene where he almost kills Bumblebee was just too much for it not to happen. I won't post it here. I'll post it on my other blog. Also, the part where the human military men were doing the "jump suit" thing, that was ridiculous. It was the only part of the movie that I had a "what the fuck, when will this shit end" face on. It was too long, it would have been great if they just jumped, did a neato little flying squirrel thing, and landed. But it dragged on for a few minutes and started looking ridiculous. I lol'd at Optimus hanging from a bunch of cables while the Wreckers try to get him out for a good portion of the final battle. Starscream died like the bitch he was. Meg seemed to be lounging around for the majority of the final part until Carly started bitching at him. I wonder what that was about. Anyway I'm going to go out and buy all the rest of the toys. Yes, Bay, Hasbro, everything. It worked. You're selling toys. I'm buying them. Because I loved the movie. I probably have a super clouded sense of judgement, but I can't not love it. I feel that, when I take away my fangirly point of view and put away the yaoi goggles, the humor is more grown up and there aren't fart jokes all over the place, Wheelie atually did shit, there were some awesome transforming and fighting scenes, and even though there were flaws, it won't stop me from loving the movie.
Now, after all that has been said, SHOCKWAVE. Before I saw anything, this morning I was on /toy/ and read someone's post about Shockwave being put up to be this big villain to hide the fact that Sentinel was going to betray the Autobots. He was like the diversion. I, in all honesty, do not are if that person was true or not, HE WAS BEAUTIFUL. He may not have had the biggest part, and his death was super disappointing, but I am satisfied. I am satisfied with the toy and the movie and Shockwave's adventures in Chernobyl, and the whole thing. For the third time I got to drive home from a Transformers movie with my head exploding with "that was fucking AWESOME". I know that critics tear this fandom apart, but I really feel like this movie was a big step up. It was a good ending. Also, Megatron and Starscream's African barrel babies.






















