27.7.11

Cramps from Perceptor and an elusive Maserati

Okay so I forgot to mention it earlier in the post I made yesterday, but I had two really weird dreams aside from the NANA train.

The first was one where pretty much everyone I know was hanging around this desert compound place. I think it was supposed to be a school, but none of us attended the school. I got the feeling that some of my friends worked there. We were all in this desert-style outdoor picnic table place with big shade things built around us, and on either side was a huge like five story building, on the side of a hill. In the middle was a roller coaster. I have no fucking idea how this worked, but I was walking with James and thinking "huh, I've been in those buildings and I don't feel sideways!" in between the buildings.

Then, we walked back to the picnic tables where everyone I know was sitting around eating lunch. I also just so happened to be friends with Skywarp and Thundercracker! Except, they were scaled down versions of their G1 selves, not people-sized but still really small. I kept fucking around with Thundercracker and running up to him and like patting him really fast all over his head and then running away like "LOLOLOL" but he'd never try to get me back. So somehow I knew he was going to get me back one single time, so I went around to James, Jake, and Skywarp and I was like "hey, you guys have to watch my ass because I'm going to go hit Thundercracker again!!" and they were like "lolkay" and just went back to what they were doing. During this time there was someone driving around the compound in a Maserati GranTurismo and I kept seeing it and pointing it out, and nobody else would catch it. I was getting so frustrated. So I ran up behind Thundercracker and patted him on the head and he finally stood up to chase after me. I ran away really fast to a place where Kaela and Quinn were sitting at one of the tables playing like Gameboys from the '90s (I never had one but it was those flippy square kind) and I was like "LOL SHIT GUYS HELP ME" and they were like "but we're eating lunch" so I ran away.

I ran over to where Bri, Hunter, and Cassandra were looking at this disk that had Pokemon charms attached to it. Like it was a disk that had holes where the charms dangled from it through the middle. And then some of the charms got crushed, so Bri was helping Cassandra pick out which ones they needed to replace when the Maserati drove past again, and I was like "OMG LOOK" at everyone but they were too late AGAIN AUUUGH. So lunch was ending and we all had to get back to our jobs and James was holding the door for everyone, and I figured if I could get to him, Thundercracker wouldn't beat me up or something. I ran over to Skywarp and was like "hide me bro I gotta get to the door" so I was walking in synch with him when the Maserati drove by AGAIN and Skywarp finally saw it, then I fucking booked it to door and I have no idea what happened because I woke up. c:

Then last night I had a dream in which me and like three other girls were in front of this desk complaining about how Perceptor gave us cramps. The reasoning for this was thus: because he changed himself to be a sniper bishie badass, he gave us cramps because of HOW GOOD LOOKING HE WAS. I am not kidding you. That was our argument. I don't remember anything else, but seriously, fucking LOL.

Also that picture I used a the top of this post has been my phone wallpaper for like weeks and every time I see it I still make a "CB" face in my head~~

No comments:

Post a Comment