water the lawn.

Okay. I have about 15 mosquito bites all over my fucking body, and let me tell you the long story about how it happened. There will be no pictures because my film is waiting to be developed.

Last Saturday and Sunday, we had a yard sale. It went pretty well, we sold a lot of old crap and met nice people from down the street and had a dog wander into our yard. On Sunday, though, we kept smelling gasoline. Finally, my mom went inside and called the gas company, assuming the vacant house next door had a gas leak, because the utilities are turned on. When the gas company showed up, they checked around and made us close up the sale becasue there was a leak and it was fairly dangerous. However the leak wasn't in the empty house, it was under our front lawn. So they turned off our sprinklers, brought in a huge digging machine and shovels, and tore up the corner of the lawn until late at night to fix the leak.

The sprinklers weren't turned back on so the lawn began to die within a day. Now, I know a lot of guys feel this way about their grass, and I had never felt it before a few days ago- but I felt like people see it all the time and it's nice and green and pretty much perfect, so I have to keep it alive. So for the past two days I went out and spent an hour watering every inch of the lawn, only to come in with a dozen mosquito bites every damn day. They itch a lot, but at least the water is back on now and the grass is safe. I can understand bites on my knees and shoulders and neck, but I wasn't watering the lawn in the fucking nude, so I'm seriously wondering how I have a bite on my ass and on my left boob.

We saw the Guardians of Gahoole movie today, and I really enjoyed the graphics. The owls moved well and had pretty eyes, and some of the battle scenes even reminded me of 300. My sister and mom read the books and were pointing out the differences.

The South Park picture at the top is related only because I laughed my ass off when I found the Fuck Yeah Craig Tucker tumblr and saw that the Sweet Lolitas tumblr was following them. What the fuck. c: