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David Bowman's little sister

So, I HAVE to post this dream here. It was fucking ridiculous, I woke up and jotted it all down, read through it, and laughed my ass off. Bacon, lolita, space crashes, and boars all mixed into one dream. Here we go~

So, this began with a girl who was supposedly David Bowman's sister. The guy from A Space Odyssey, which I haven't seen in like several years, was her older brother of sorts, so she wanted to find out what happened to him when he disappeared on the way to Jupiter. So she went to some magical moon spaceship crash landing site, which looked like an unfinished grey skyscraper. Before I forget to mention- this girl is a sweet lolita. She goes around wearing lolita throughout the entire dream. Anyway, she goes to this crash site with a big tall guy who I'm guessing was supposed to be Marshall from How I Met Your Mother. Of all the people.

So, Bowman lolita girl and Marshall get tipped off that this stripper that works near the crash site had information about why the mission to Jupiter failed. So they call her pretending to be clients, and she shows up in some bathroom with them. She has really long, thick, beautiful blonde hair, and jumps on top of one of the toilets and is like "should I take my clothes off for you two?" and Marshall is like thoroughly disgusted by this idea. So the loli-Bowman girl explains what they're doing and she joins their little party and becomes her best friend, while Marshall disappears.

So now, this girl, my sister, my mother, my mom's ex-husband who isn't my dad, a CENTAUR, and myself are all staying in a rental house while she finds information about her brother. My sister and I are trying to figure out what's wrong with the bathroom in the back of the house, so we get my mom and all walk over there in the middle of the night. Before then, none of us had seen the centaur, so we all just see this dude with a horse body laying in a patch of glowing grass eating flowers. My mom's reaction is something like "ew", but my sister and I are like "DON"T LOOK INTO IT'S EYES" but he looks me in the eye and is like "Here, have a flower~!" and I go outside (it's magically daytime now, the dream is like Revenge of the Fallen 8D) to put the flower into the trunk of our car. There's a garage band across the street playing loudly and I remember that I didn't want to wear a black bra, I wanted to wear a blue one. This is traumatizing to me and I run back into the house. I decide to loan the loli-Bowman girl AP's Milky Chan OP in white and she's like, "well, better go!"

Somehow now, he loli-Bowman has gotten the info she needs. She goes to an entire SCHOOL of lolitas. The stripper girl who she's friends with is now a hime-lolita and wears a super cute white blouse throughout the rest of the dream. She is getting somewhat popular among her lolita classmates and sits with the stripper girl and a black sweet-lolita. The classes take place outside on this decorated balcony, where there are pretty flowers all over and nice iron tables and a view of the countryside and a building that looks like a dilapidated old version of the White House. There's a gothic lolita who has a major crush on her and tries to get her to join their maid cafe.

Suddenly she has some premonition or something and runs down by the steps of the old White House, where the black lolita is wearing a tae kwon do dobok. She says "In Japan, I learned how to do Kendo" and does tae kwon do instead of kendo. She tells the loli-Bowman that no matter what happened to her brother, he's in a better place, or some deep shit like that, and the loli-Bowman is satisfied and at peace with what happened to him, and decides to stop pursuing her research. She looks back to the black girl and she has turned into a wild boar and a deer standing side by side. She thanks them and stars walking back to the lolita school. During this walk she climbs over a bed-sized hamburger just sitting on the ground and goes through a hallway with arches literally made of bacon. She goes back up to the balcony class and there's a group of cosplayers visiting, and she sees a tiny brunette girl in a martial arts character cosplay and is like totally in love with her. they're like <333 to eachother and it turns out SHE'S A LOLITA TOO. WOW.

When she gets to the school lobby after what I will assume is a short timeskip, it's become a museum as a tribute to David Bowman and Frank Poole. There's a replica of their spaceship and all sorts of space-related shit in the lobby and everyone is happy. Her adorable crossplaying country lolita girlfriend is standing the the lobby with her friends and they all go upstairs to this magic lolita tattoo parlor where Maki are Auska standing with these ice cream sundaes. loli-Bowman and crossplay-loli ask for matching heart tattoos on their faces and Maki uses the fucking ice cream to tattoo them. Then they go into a bathroom and look at the tattoos and are laughing with the stripper girl, who is still their best friend. Then they all go back downstairs to the museum and live happily ever after.

Best dream ever, for serious.

updates and stuff.

It's been a bit since I've made a post, so let me make this blog up to date.

I didn't get to go back to NAB show last Thursday. Our LVAC commercial that my dad was going to render at his house came out all fucked up, so he stayed home to make it. Sad day. D: Oh well, there's always next year! Mopars and NAB, I will not miss you next year~! :c

So uh, I don't really remember a lot else. James' dad bought an assault rifle and we went out and shoot it (I sucked, as usual) and I got sick from a burrito. I haven't been feeling well pretty much since I ate it, I took Tuesday off and on Wednesday I went to CSN with James. He's doing what I'm doing and getting general education and stuff out of the way before transferring to UNLV. James is thinking some sort of engineering degree at the moment. I'm not sure if I want to go through with getting this dental acheivements thing they have. I could just go through everything I'd need before transferring to UNLV and not do it, but I'm sure it would look good if I did do it.

Bri has gone to California for spring break to see one of her online friends, so James and I have the whole week to pretty much do what we want~ He's playing through Red Dead Redemption right now and we jsut found Simcity. We also finally bought the Night Life expansion for the Sims 3. I made a really cute sim named Elle, becuase I wanted to try out the directing career thing. The thing I liked most about her was her hair. I wish I could pull off this color.

Her eyes are a pretty lilac color, I can't really see them well in this screenshot. She looks super young already, and she's got her lifetime wish really quickly after we started playing. The celebrity thing is sort of broken. She talked to a celebrity at her job, and got a star. Then, at home, she talked to her boyfriend, and he got a star. Since he is now a celebrity, they literally maxed out their star points just from talking to eachother. At least it saved time!

I want to start uploading more photos and videos. I don't really post pictures I've taken on here anymore, but that will change soon! I would love to make video logs or something or just document James and I being total tards while playing games together or drawing. I always look so awful on camera though, I'm not very photogenic. Oh well, there isn't anything I can do about it, so I might as well just do what I want! I should buy one of those little compact point-and-shoot cameras to take around with me everywhere and make videos. That would be so much fun, but I also have to start saving up for various things now. Mother's Day is around the corner and my mom wants pots and pans (I know, really? The day you can have anything from your daughters and you choose pots and pants? Whatever makes her happy, though. It's so weird to me.) and there was something else I needed to save up for... More lolita stuff, but I've forgotten what it was.

My order from taobao came in and I LOVE everything. I'll post pictures and coords for lolita and fairy-kei stuff up soon. I'm gonna make a big chocomint order for accessories. :3

And ooooh my god. Someone buy me this shirt and I will love you forever and ever. I might want that one even more then the TF shirt I was looking at~! o_o

yeeep what the hell.

Yeah, our car looks like a badass. :D Too bad it was super unwashed when I took this picture.

So yesterday while on the way to work, my dad and I stopped by the Hilton to register and get our NAB show badges. OMG IS WAS SO HUGE. I didn't bring my camera with me, but I totally wil when we go back tomorrow! We walked through two enormous halls full of post-production and audio stuff. I got to play with this giant camera at Grass Valley's exhibit where they had a bunch of people dressed up as cowboys. I NEED to take pictures. I know business conventions probably all look like this, but I was surprised by the displays and the sheer amount of people there! So many guys in suits with smartphones!

Really I think that's the only thing that is worth mentioning on here for now. Until tomorrow. OH WAIT.

So on Monday, James and I were both at the school because we were going to catch a ride with my mom on her way back, and he had his math class. We were sitting up in the front office chilling until his class started when all of the teachers started freaking the fuck out because of a water leak. I was like, oh, it can't be that bad, right? So very wrong. Two inches of standing water throughout the school. Water coming out of the ceiling between the teacher bathrooms and the boy's bathroom. They cut off the main power and James' class started, I was sitting next to him making my way through that vault full of fiends on New Vegas (Motor-Runner is my bro now, I considered sitting in a corner and sniping everyone who walked in front of me, but nah. They're okay in my book now) and they actually told us that the health district needed to be called and that we need to "evacuate". Quinn seemed very pissed. James was loling about the movie "Water World" the entire time. So, we went and ate breakfast and school has been cancelled for the week. Their spring break started right then. I sorta wish I was still at school at EKA to be there for this sort of shit.

IDK I'll describe my strange orphanage/key dream on a later date and post tons of pictures from Thursday's NAB Show events on here soon as well. I still can't get over the "story" James came up with last night at like 3 AM about Victor and Yes Man and nuclear battery sex. Bri literally gave him a handshake for it. I was crying on the floor of the closet because I was laughing so hard.

OH AND P.S.~ To Cera and Kaela- I'm so glad to see you two on here again. :3

NOOO

Damn it all. Guess what was this weekend? Guess what I TOTALLY spaced on even though my dad and I had plans to go since early March? Fucking Mopars at the Strip. I was so looking forward to it, it was going to be somewhat of a career booster this year and I was going armed with 3 cameras, two memory cards, and eight rolls of film. But we both totally forgot. Tomorrow is the final day and we won't make it. Man, I am so disappointed in myself for forgetting about this event that I was so psyched for. Damn. Next year, though.

NAB Show is coming up too and we have to go register our badges. This will be my first time ever attending and I'm listed as "assistant editor". Hell yeah~

Anyway, this past week has been fairly boring. Normal stuff, mostly. Yesterday, my sister sort of bribed my mom into taking her to work (where I was going too to catch a ride with James' dad) so the two of us played Fallouts 3 & New Vegas pretty much all day. I really hope I do some stupid passive-aggressive quest on my main game to piss of the NCR enough for them to hate me and come shooting at me. I don't want to progress in the main storyline any further before I finish up my assload of side quests but I really do not like them. Fuck you NCR cocks, I will mow you down if you shoot at my robot husbando again.

My order from Taobao has FINALLY all come in after 4 months of waiting. It's going to be shipped here soon and I can finally be done with it. I don't plan on making a Taobao order for a loooong time after this.

My family has also just rediscovered Souper Salad. OMG SO GOOD. I want to eat there every day for chicken cubes~! All I want is chicken cubes there, but I still get other stuff... Just with a bowl of straight up chicken cubes. This summer with definitely be a Souper Salad summer. I want to not worry about dressing in lolita every day and head towards a more casual fairy-kei main style, just so that I won't be as hot in my clothes as I was last summer. So, there's that. Hopefully we'll also sell the Buick and buy a new car so we won't be stuck in it for driving around all summer, because that would be absolute misery. I say we need another Interceptor. Two police cars just cruisin' around together would look badass.

It SNOWED today. Last weekend it was warm as hell and this weekend? It drops into the 50s and snows. What the flying fuck. We went up to the shooting range with 500 rounds and I shot like 3 clips before I just curled up into a ball and tried to warm up. My hands were so freezing. We got like 200 rounds off before we just left because of the cold. I hope it gets warm again soon~ :c

beibeibeibei

"Other blog?"

"Yeah, the one I made a couple weeks ago."

"Why do you need two?"

"Because I don't want to fill my main life/TF blog up with my rants about how Victor and Yes Man are totally in love forever and can never be separated ever by any means and nothing you can say or do will convince me otherwise."

"Oh."

listen to me this time, for srs.

Using options as simple as "I forgot my password" and email security questions, I got into my sister's facebook account today. I asked her to blur my face out in a few photos she had but she wouldn't listen, and told me that I wouldn't be able to get in. Being the ass that I am, of course I had to take her up on it and be like YEAH I CAN. At first I was like, yeah, I probably won't be able to do this. I know nothing about hacking and I was going to ask someone (after I googled how to do it, some remote installation something whatever. I don't even know the first thing about this) but it sort of dawned on me that anyone who knows you well enough can probably open your email up and change the password.

Think about it for a second. When you create an email, you add a backup email (usually, an old and unchanged one) and a security question that will be asked if you forget your password. Sure, you can put a weird joke answer on the new one, but what about the old one? How long ago did you make that? It completely slipped my mind, for one. I looked at my own hotmail account, and my password on there can only be recovered through my old email. On my old email, the question was "who was your favorite teacher?" Holy shit. Anyone who's known me for the past four years would know it was Quinn, he practically dragged me all through high school. Anyone could have guessed that, and changed my password for two email accounts, my Live messenger, AIM, Blogger, Tumblr, Flickr, Steam, freaking everything. Everything I have an account on could have just been gone if any of my friends ended up not liking me enough to do that. It scared the shit out of me.

Needless to say I changed all of it and erased everything. I know people can still get passwords through fancy hacking and phishing and remote whatever, but think about how people around you could get in just as easily. In fact, even more easily than someone who didn't know you. Even though I did a dickish thing today (hey, at least I asked first), I want all my friends to be safe... Only you should know the information that pertains to your password and password recovery. Like, not even stuff you tell to your best friends. That is some scary shit.

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