David Bowman's little sister

So, I HAVE to post this dream here. It was fucking ridiculous, I woke up and jotted it all down, read through it, and laughed my ass off. Bacon, lolita, space crashes, and boars all mixed into one dream. Here we go~

So, this began with a girl who was supposedly David Bowman's sister. The guy from A Space Odyssey, which I haven't seen in like several years, was her older brother of sorts, so she wanted to find out what happened to him when he disappeared on the way to Jupiter. So she went to some magical moon spaceship crash landing site, which looked like an unfinished grey skyscraper. Before I forget to mention- this girl is a sweet lolita. She goes around wearing lolita throughout the entire dream. Anyway, she goes to this crash site with a big tall guy who I'm guessing was supposed to be Marshall from How I Met Your Mother. Of all the people.

So, Bowman lolita girl and Marshall get tipped off that this stripper that works near the crash site had information about why the mission to Jupiter failed. So they call her pretending to be clients, and she shows up in some bathroom with them. She has really long, thick, beautiful blonde hair, and jumps on top of one of the toilets and is like "should I take my clothes off for you two?" and Marshall is like thoroughly disgusted by this idea. So the loli-Bowman girl explains what they're doing and she joins their little party and becomes her best friend, while Marshall disappears.

So now, this girl, my sister, my mother, my mom's ex-husband who isn't my dad, a CENTAUR, and myself are all staying in a rental house while she finds information about her brother. My sister and I are trying to figure out what's wrong with the bathroom in the back of the house, so we get my mom and all walk over there in the middle of the night. Before then, none of us had seen the centaur, so we all just see this dude with a horse body laying in a patch of glowing grass eating flowers. My mom's reaction is something like "ew", but my sister and I are like "DON"T LOOK INTO IT'S EYES" but he looks me in the eye and is like "Here, have a flower~!" and I go outside (it's magically daytime now, the dream is like Revenge of the Fallen 8D) to put the flower into the trunk of our car. There's a garage band across the street playing loudly and I remember that I didn't want to wear a black bra, I wanted to wear a blue one. This is traumatizing to me and I run back into the house. I decide to loan the loli-Bowman girl AP's Milky Chan OP in white and she's like, "well, better go!"

Somehow now, he loli-Bowman has gotten the info she needs. She goes to an entire SCHOOL of lolitas. The stripper girl who she's friends with is now a hime-lolita and wears a super cute white blouse throughout the rest of the dream. She is getting somewhat popular among her lolita classmates and sits with the stripper girl and a black sweet-lolita. The classes take place outside on this decorated balcony, where there are pretty flowers all over and nice iron tables and a view of the countryside and a building that looks like a dilapidated old version of the White House. There's a gothic lolita who has a major crush on her and tries to get her to join their maid cafe.

Suddenly she has some premonition or something and runs down by the steps of the old White House, where the black lolita is wearing a tae kwon do dobok. She says "In Japan, I learned how to do Kendo" and does tae kwon do instead of kendo. She tells the loli-Bowman that no matter what happened to her brother, he's in a better place, or some deep shit like that, and the loli-Bowman is satisfied and at peace with what happened to him, and decides to stop pursuing her research. She looks back to the black girl and she has turned into a wild boar and a deer standing side by side. She thanks them and stars walking back to the lolita school. During this walk she climbs over a bed-sized hamburger just sitting on the ground and goes through a hallway with arches literally made of bacon. She goes back up to the balcony class and there's a group of cosplayers visiting, and she sees a tiny brunette girl in a martial arts character cosplay and is like totally in love with her. they're like <333 to eachother and it turns out SHE'S A LOLITA TOO. WOW.

When she gets to the school lobby after what I will assume is a short timeskip, it's become a museum as a tribute to David Bowman and Frank Poole. There's a replica of their spaceship and all sorts of space-related shit in the lobby and everyone is happy. Her adorable crossplaying country lolita girlfriend is standing the the lobby with her friends and they all go upstairs to this magic lolita tattoo parlor where Maki are Auska standing with these ice cream sundaes. loli-Bowman and crossplay-loli ask for matching heart tattoos on their faces and Maki uses the fucking ice cream to tattoo them. Then they go into a bathroom and look at the tattoos and are laughing with the stripper girl, who is still their best friend. Then they all go back downstairs to the museum and live happily ever after.

Best dream ever, for serious.