Last night: I had a dream in which my senior class was "re-doing" the graduation ceremony at the Cashman Center where Anime Vegas is usually held. Some people were missing so there were only like five of us on this big wooden stage, and my mom came over after the ceremony was done and asked me what I wanted as a graduation gift. For some reason, I told her that I wanted a dalmation puppy. So we had there two dogs mailed to us. One was a dachshund, and it died in the mailing box. The other was a horse sized dalmatian with extremely shaggy fur, and it flopped down on the kitchen floor and fell asleep because it had gotten sick from the other dog in the box, dead. I vaguely remember something about going to another anime convention and staying in the executive suite of a high-rise hotel across the street from an office high-rise that sold medical marijuana, and going there to buy a Larfleeze comic that they sold exclusively. But the main part of the dream involved James and I being friends with Dexter and Rita (Dexter Morgan dexter, serial killer Dexter) and the four of us having this spot at Red Rock where we got together and had good-natured picnics together as friends. One day we heard that Red Alert and Inferno (out of fucking NOWHERE) were having some sort of lovers spat and Red Alert had kicked Inferno out of the Autobot base, so we told him he could stay at our picnic spot, since the police hardly ever went there. Wat. So, Inferno is sitting there on a bench and we all leave just as a police car pulls up next to him. They roll down the window next to this giant robot and the cop says, "Huh, a barrel cactus!" and they drive away. I don't really remember much else but I do remember yelling at Red Alert with Dexter.
Then! This one was FOREVER ago, but I never posted it here! So I had this dream where I lived in a small town and was friends with these four brothers, the youngest of which had cancer and looked like Rorschach as a little kid, so I called him Walter. They had two friends and we all met down by the edge of this lake to mess around in these broken cars. The little Walter kid had to run off and throw up every few minutes because of his cancer (wat), and this pregnant asian lady and her husband came to see what we were up to and he threw up all over them. They were like ew and then the lady went into labor. I went with them to the hospital and they just went into a room with no help and the lady was like "I had a baby. c:" but then I went in there and there was a four year old girl in a really long pink dress sitting with her. I was like, "are you the baby?" and she was like "yes I am." and we both started laughing at this fact, and then while we were laughing I noticed that she had the same double tooth problem as I do, and I was like, "You and I should go shopping in the lake sometime." and just then a car drove through the side of the hospital and out the other end. The mom of this kid followed the car and stopped it with her bare hands and said "it's a letter from an old stalker lady who didn't want me to have a baby. She put the adresses of all of the transvestites in the world in here." and holds up a newspaper. Then I went back down to the edge of the lake and the little Walter kid was there. Turns out that he somehow had the Autobot Maxtix and had just given it back to Opitmus Prime because he was dying. Optimus said he wanted to use it "as glasses" so he gave it to Breakaway, who tried to fix it and just ended up making his eyes go in two different directions. And then Optimus had to screw these little screw things on the sides back in and I looked into the center and said, "Look, it's Vilnius, Lithuania in there." and then Optimus somehow shoved the entire matrix into his face.
The important part here is that my dream involved Breakaway. 8D
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